brain-food:

So a boy came into my shop with his father, he was confused about why I was wearing a bow tie. I asked why he was so confused by the thought of me wearing one. He said, “i’ve only seen my daddy wear those, you’re a girl!” I laughed and replied, “sometimes when you feel fancy, you put on a bow tie. Sometimes I put them in my hair, sometimes i wear one on the collar of my shirts like your daddy. Anybody can be fancy, and anyone can wear a bow tie.” His father walked over to me and laughed and said to him, “she’s right, I wear them when i’m feeling fancy, so do girls. Look at her, she’s one fancy lady!” 

It’s true, i’m one fancy lady.